10 Things You Only Know If You Wear A Lot Of Make Up Or Zero Make Up

There is no in-between for you, you either do your entire face up or go completely natural. Those are the only two extremes.

1. You have 2 states of existence; entirely done up or entirely done with everything. 

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2. You have this existential crisis every morning…

3. You are so confused about the “light, natural make-up” look. It’s so much effort!

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4. Your make up routine encompasses the phrase “go big or go home”.

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5. Your friends never know what’s about to hit them

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The 10 Commandments Of Being British

The hashtag #AwfullyBritishCommandments started trending recently, so we thought we would put the best 10 together for you so that you are up to speed on the rules we must all live by.

The Ten Commandments, also known as the #AwfullyBritishCommandments, are a set of British principles relating to being British and the accompanying lifestyle, which play a fundamental role in the lives of every British person, whether they have realised it or not.

The 10 British Commandments:

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12 Times Waitstaff Completely Destroyed A Customer’s Special Moment

When waitstaff were asked how they absolutely ruined a really special moment for a customer, these were some of the top answers.

1. I accidentally split a small amount of white wine on a woman’s coat while clearing the floor. She instantly gets this look of vehement anger and disgust on her face but before she can say anything her husband butts in. “Oh thank god! That coat is hideous.”

They were both drunk and really pissed off with each other. I apologised and tried to escape. The wife kept following me around trying to yell at me but the husband just kept stopping her mid-sentence, commenting on her horrible clothes and how he wished I would spill stuff on all her belongings.

They eventually started yelling and screaming at each other and were escorted out by security.

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2. Long story short, dude says, “Hey, I want to propose, can you help me?” as he hands me a ring. Ok, this would be cool if the family of 14 was just walking in. Dude said this as I’m taking away the plate of his main course. Yeah, they are basically done. Really dude? We are a well known, high end place. We can do some pretty awesome stuff…with time. People phone such information in, a few months in advance.

I quickly grab two servers and tell them to take full control of my other 2 tables. I grab my manager, and two of us head to our barkey. We get the kitchen manager involved. 5-10 minutes later, we have a large platter, maybe 14 inches by 14 inches, fully decorated with special desserts, freshly drawn designs bordering the whole plate, and “Will you marry me?” written in the middle, with one desert holding the ring. I walk out, and he already makes eye contact with me. I wink to let him know it’s on.

I approach the table and say roughly, “Ladies and Gentlemen, we appreciate your return business so we have a little complimentary dessert to enjoy.” I place it down directly in front of the couple. There are some gasps, he gets down on one knee, she’s crying, YES, cell phone pictures, and then my manager comes out with some comped champagne. Later, one of the moms says, “I was looking for you earlier to ask for some coffee, but I guess you were busy with more important stuff huh?”

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3. Birthday party for a families grandfather. It was a nice little cake with some type of ww2 fighter plane stuck on top of it because he was a veteran. Presented the cake they sang all is fine and dandy. So many comments on how awesome the cake looks, grandpa is so grateful for his family getting him a thoughtful cake. Tells me how excited he is.

Go back to cut the cake with the pantry girl and we drop the cake and it is all smashed all over the floor.

I felt so terrible. Grandpa was understanding and didn’t care too much. But daughter was pissed and basically in tears.

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4. My manager was helping me with this group of girls who had a birthday. I thought let’s make it fun and grab everyone’s attention and sing for this girl. For some reason my manager thought he should crack a joke so he asks the girl how old is she turning and she responded with “18” with some giggles. So he then proceeds to yell “YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!” He takes a break to build the suspense and then shouts “SHES LEGAL!” Not a single person laughed. Everyone just stared at us and the girl sitting just became super weirded out. Anyways it was a super awkward happy birthday song and a swift exit from the ladies.

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QUIZ: How Well Do You Remember “The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air”?

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was an absolutely fantastic show. It was on the air for six years and entertained us throughout them. Will Smith’s character was endearing and well-intentioned (most of the time) and Carlton reminded us all of that family member. Uncle Phil was the seemingly cold figure who warmed our hearts when he displayed otherwise, and Jazz was the friend our parents were glad we never had.

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As a kid, I was obsessed with sitcoms. Especially the ones that aired before my time. Keeping Up Appearances, The Good Life, and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air were among my favourites.

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So, how much can you remember from the hip show with the cool intro song that we can all still remember all the words to?

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Test your knowledge with this quiz and share your results to see if your friends can top your score!

 

TEST: Impossible “Would You Rather” Challenge for Brits!

British people have had many things dividing them recently. Brexit was a huge one, and the memes that followed were a thing of beauty. More recently was the Marmite Crisis that came to light after Tesco admitted they would no longer be stocking the “love me or hate me” product due to Brexit ramifications.

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And now, we are presenting you with your toughest choice as a British citizen yet! It’s a classic game of ‘Would You Rather?’ with a British theme. Some questions will have a clear option for you to pick, but there will be some that you really have to scratch your head over for a moment and honestly ponder the pros and cons of both.

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Let us know which options you picked in the comments – which decisions were really hard to make?

Share this quiz with your friends and see if they make the same tough calls as you, or maybe their “obviously wrong” answers will change the nature of your friendship forever…

 

QUIZ: How Similar To Bridget Jones Are You?

Bridget Jones is a famous figure in female culture. She’s the lovable singleton everyone is head over heels in love with. She’s goofy, and she says exactly what you’re thinking. For a lot of women, she is us, and she is the perfect voice to our thoughts and feelings.

Bridget Jones is a figure most women identify with at some point of in their lives. Whether it’s while you’re trying to get single life and try to jump back into dating, or if you’re trying to be taken serious in your work, we all have a little bit of Bridget inside us. It’s really hard not to love Bridget Jones, she’s the person we all want to be. Or at least, follow a vaguely similar path.

Let’s see how similar you are to Bridget Jones. Are you a real life version of the famed singleton? Or is the only thing you have in common is that you both wear granny knickers? It’s not about what Bridget would answer when answering these questions, it’s about what you would answer. So let’s be honest with each other? Try to give your honest answers the questions, and lets find out if you’re a Bridget Jones wannabe!

TEST: Are You Shy, Introverted, Or Do You Just Hate People?

This colour test will be able to tell you whether you’re shy, introverted, or if you just hate people in general. Of course, it may be a case of being all three at once, but the quiz will pinpoint which is the most prominent.

Are you the person that goes to parties and hides out in the kitchen? Or locates the family pet and spends the evening playing with it?

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Are you the person who comes up with every excuse under the sun to avoid social situations, because just the thought of spending time with too many people at once is exhausting?

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Or do you just think people are idiots and to be avoided in social situations at all costs?

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Take the quiz below and finally know for certain why you aren’t the party animal all your friends seem to be…

Screenshot or share your results in the comments!