Dear people who like men,
Valentine’s day is approaching and singles are going crazy trying to couple themselves off so that they aren’t alone for the national holiday of love.
While there are many single people who favour the following attitude towards Valentine’s day:
And people tweeting about all the funny things they’re excited to do:
Can’t wait for Valentines Day. I’m gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting “Knew I’d find you here! You bastard” then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
Impress your lady this Valentine’s Day by giving her a delicious gourmet box of listening
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) January 20, 2015
But for those of you eager to not be alone on the holiday that couples dominate, let us help you out – we can tell you who your TV valentine will be this year, and then if you’re still single by February 14th then you can curl up on the sofa with your fictional valentine and your favourite snacks. Sounds ideal, personally…
Should you spend the day in the strong, protective arms of Luke Cage?

Or maybe you’ll be spending it being serenaded by Lucious Lyon from Empire?

There’s only one way to find out: