Woman Photoshopped Herself Into A Stranger’s Photos For Four Years Without People Noticing

As we grow up, many of us go through a stage of fancying a celeb. Maybe you dream of dating Liam Hemsworth or taking Jennifer Lawrence out for dinner. You may even go as far as to put the odd poster on your wall of them, however the lady in this story took things just a bit further.

31 year old Jill Sharp from Scotland has been going through her own dating fantasy of a different kind. According to The Daily Record, she has been pretending to date a random guy called Graham McQuet, for the past four years.

She has even photoshopped herself into photos with him on Facebook.

According to the Daily Record, she has told her friends that she is engaged to this mystery stranger. In order to keep the story alive and make it seem ore real, Sharp allegedly took a trip to London after seeing McQuet’s photos of Westminster Abbey. As you can see, she posted the photos on her Facebook, side by side.

But after four years, her friends have become a little suspicious. 

As you can imagine, when four years had passed by without meeting the mystery fiancé, Sharps pals started to doubt the story. Then after they saw the photo above, they were sure it was indeed a hoax.

In an interview, a friend of hers told the Daily Record.

“She put up a picture claiming they were having a weekend away in London but the two images were completely different. It was obvious it had been taken on a different day. So we started looking at her other images and it was evident in some of them they had been photoshopped.

The friends finally found who the real McQuet was and when they contacted him, he said he had never heard of Sharp and was happily engaged to 33-year-old Marianne Stirling.

His real fiancee, Marianne Tweeted that the police had been notified but the account has since been deleted.

However, authorities told the couple that no action could be taken against Sharp, as her photoshopping is not illegal.

“Apparently she’s allowed to impersonate whoever she wants to impersonate,” Stirling’s friend explained, “The police just weren’t interested.”

Lets just hope that Sharp gets some help, as this was clearly going on far too long to be a joke!

The 10 Commandments Of Being British

The hashtag #AwfullyBritishCommandments started trending recently, so we thought we would put the best 10 together for you so that you are up to speed on the rules we must all live by.

The Ten Commandments, also known as the #AwfullyBritishCommandments, are a set of British principles relating to being British and the accompanying lifestyle, which play a fundamental role in the lives of every British person, whether they have realised it or not.

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12 Times Waitstaff Completely Destroyed A Customer’s Special Moment

When waitstaff were asked how they absolutely ruined a really special moment for a customer, these were some of the top answers.

1. I accidentally split a small amount of white wine on a woman’s coat while clearing the floor. She instantly gets this look of vehement anger and disgust on her face but before she can say anything her husband butts in. “Oh thank god! That coat is hideous.”

They were both drunk and really pissed off with each other. I apologised and tried to escape. The wife kept following me around trying to yell at me but the husband just kept stopping her mid-sentence, commenting on her horrible clothes and how he wished I would spill stuff on all her belongings.

They eventually started yelling and screaming at each other and were escorted out by security.

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2. Long story short, dude says, “Hey, I want to propose, can you help me?” as he hands me a ring. Ok, this would be cool if the family of 14 was just walking in. Dude said this as I’m taking away the plate of his main course. Yeah, they are basically done. Really dude? We are a well known, high end place. We can do some pretty awesome stuff…with time. People phone such information in, a few months in advance.

I quickly grab two servers and tell them to take full control of my other 2 tables. I grab my manager, and two of us head to our barkey. We get the kitchen manager involved. 5-10 minutes later, we have a large platter, maybe 14 inches by 14 inches, fully decorated with special desserts, freshly drawn designs bordering the whole plate, and “Will you marry me?” written in the middle, with one desert holding the ring. I walk out, and he already makes eye contact with me. I wink to let him know it’s on.

I approach the table and say roughly, “Ladies and Gentlemen, we appreciate your return business so we have a little complimentary dessert to enjoy.” I place it down directly in front of the couple. There are some gasps, he gets down on one knee, she’s crying, YES, cell phone pictures, and then my manager comes out with some comped champagne. Later, one of the moms says, “I was looking for you earlier to ask for some coffee, but I guess you were busy with more important stuff huh?”

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3. Birthday party for a families grandfather. It was a nice little cake with some type of ww2 fighter plane stuck on top of it because he was a veteran. Presented the cake they sang all is fine and dandy. So many comments on how awesome the cake looks, grandpa is so grateful for his family getting him a thoughtful cake. Tells me how excited he is.

Go back to cut the cake with the pantry girl and we drop the cake and it is all smashed all over the floor.

I felt so terrible. Grandpa was understanding and didn’t care too much. But daughter was pissed and basically in tears.

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4. My manager was helping me with this group of girls who had a birthday. I thought let’s make it fun and grab everyone’s attention and sing for this girl. For some reason my manager thought he should crack a joke so he asks the girl how old is she turning and she responded with “18” with some giggles. So he then proceeds to yell “YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!” He takes a break to build the suspense and then shouts “SHES LEGAL!” Not a single person laughed. Everyone just stared at us and the girl sitting just became super weirded out. Anyways it was a super awkward happy birthday song and a swift exit from the ladies.

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Can You Guess Who’s Had Enough Of Jon Snow’s S**t Based On His Reaction?

If Game of Thrones fans know one thing, it’s that Jon Snow knows nothing, and after a while that must get pretty annoying for the rest of the cast. 

I mean, come on. That blank stare, the jaw-dropped expression – even on a face that pretty it ain’t an attractive sight.

We love you Jon, and we’re glad you’re back from the dead and all, but seriously – get a clue!

Which characters have had enough of Jon’s s**t in the screenshots below?

Can you guess based on his facial expression alone?

Don’t forget to tell us your results in the comments!

Kid Tries To Wind His Dad Up Using Text Replace. Dad Wins Big Time

One lesson we all need to learn in life is NEVER to try to got one over on your dad. They are older, wiser and usually know all the tricks in the book.

This story began when a guy went into his father’s phone and made him a shortcut for the words, “I love you”.  We can assume that they text these words to each other a lot and the kid thought that it would be funny to change out those words with something really degrading about his father.  It was going to be hilarious!

He replaced the words, “I love you” with this:

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Once the prank was in place, he went in for the kill and texted his father this:

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But for some reason, his dad wasn’t taking the bait!

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This kid must have thought that his father was being pretty cold towards him but he didn’t seem to believe that the jig was up yet!

So, his son persevered:

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Instead, his dad goes on the attack, bringing up some extremely personal issues!

This made his son respond with these words:

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He couldn’t believe that his father was bringing this up!  How embarrassing!

At this point, the son just wants to stop talking about everything right now. Enough is enough!

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At first, the son wasn’t catching onto the fact that his father had won this particular war of the wits.

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In fact, this father had to inform his son that he was beat!

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So like we said at the beginning. Don’t bother. Dad will always win!

How Obsessed With MySpace Were You?

When people ask “what the hell did we do before Facebook?” The correct answer isn’t “we played outside, had lives etc.” The correct answerr is “MYSPACE.”

The home of emo kids and bad garage bands alike, every late 90’s kid and early millenial bought into the MySpace craze at one time or another.

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But how much of a MySpace whore were you?

Were you the kind of girl who posted selfies (before they were known as selfies) with captions like “comment please or I’ll die”?

Were you the kind of guy that stalked said girls or added them just so you could say “look at all the hot girls on my MySpace profile”?

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If so, try out our quiz and see how you compare to the rest of generation Y!

 

12 Of The Worst Ad Placements You Will Ever See

There are plenty of times people ignore ads or scuff at the message they are sending. These 12 ads were obviously placed at the wrong time, but the wrong person. But my question is, how did they not see the ads they were posting their’s next to?

1. Trash for a snack?

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2. This is too awkward.

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3. This is horrid.

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4. That can’t be good for business.

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5. “If you don’t have GIO third party property insurance…”

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6. Even if you are craving a shopping spree.

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Test Yourself: How Well Do You Remember Zoolander?

Ehh…not well at all. I actually never watched this movie (I know, I know, major fail on my part) so don’t be surprised when I tell you I don’t have the nerve to actually take the quiz. When I think of Ben Stiller I think of Night at the Museum, not Zoolander. I know, it’s bad. My brother would be ashamed of me. (Hopefully he doesn’t see this post).

Anyway, I was at the movie theater the other day and I got there early enough to see the previews. As I was watching them, I saw one for the newest Zoolander movie, Zoolander 2. It actually looks pretty funny so I would imagine the first one was, too.

The film is about a model who is brainwashed to kill a prime minister. He endures several pains in the film, including not winning Male Model of the Year after being a winner for three years in a row.

In the new movie, it seems that he faces being treated as a washed up model and looked at like a joke. Things get even worse when a competitive company tries to take Derek and Hansel out completely, along with all the other beautiful people.

So in honor of the second movie coming to theaters soon, here is a little quiz to refresh your love for Zoolander!

18 Dating Comics That Speak The Truth

We all know things change from date one to date ten and from date ten to date fifty (that is if you ever make it through the comfortable stage and actually get to date fifty). Throughout the relationship you see many changes, some are good and some are things you just have to deal with. Either way, it’s best to find the humor in what you can, because you know this stuff is funny!

1. When it comes to desire.

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2. The reunited hug.

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3. Don’t fall for it.

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4. When you think she’s talking to you.

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5. Blind dates.

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6. When you ask someone out.

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7.The language of complimenting a woman.

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8.When there needs to be more than one blanket.

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9. What is most attractive?

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