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#AwfullyBritishCommandments Thou shall not have any eye contact with other humans on the tube
— Mat the Hat Mchobnob (@mwilliamson5014) February 5, 2017
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Thou shalt say “right” before standing up… #AwfullyBritishCommandments
— Benus Maximus (@BenMuldoon1) February 6, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments If thee should find thyself in a drinking establishment & thy bar maiden drops a tankard, thou must decry “whey”
— Clare BD (@AdieuPantaloons) February 5, 2017
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If asked for lighter or pen thou must pat your pockets theatrically even when thou knowest u do not posses them #AwfullyBritishCommandments
— Rod Kelly (@rodkelly50) February 5, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments
After one week into your holiday you will scowl at new arrivals as if they’re trespassing on your land— Gaz☆D☆Aitch (@GDH_99) February 5, 2017
Got any others you think should be considered? Share them in the comments!
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